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I'm seeing a lot of asses lately.

Surgery is not as bad as I thought it would be...but that's probably cuz my skin condition is much better than last year.

I've seen an operation which lasts less than 5 minutes.

I've seen an eyebrow-raising toe amputation.

I still wonder how (some) diabetics with foot ulcers don't seem particularly concerned about them.

I've seen a bad case of cellulitis with a weird-ish development.

I've been encouraged by a theatre nurse, telling me that my student life will fly past *snaps her fingers for emphasis* and then I'll join the workforce and have no life :) Concurrently wondering how much more 'no life' a person who already has no life can get.

I've had my name tested as various incarnations by the consultant in theatre. Problem was that the scrub nurse's name was also Ken. There was Ken, Ken1 (or 2...can't remember which), student Ken, and my personal favourite - Unpaid Ken :D