Edit: Today (29/7/08) we broke our record. There were no patients on the ward for our team :) We were grinning away at handover while everyone else just stared at us in disbelief...or it could have been jealousy or hatred. It's hard to tell really :D
Went to hospital as usual today (28/7/08) and discovered that my team had all of...1 patient. Ward round consisted of us going to his bedside and attempting to wake him:
Reg: Mr X...*pats his hand*...Mr X?
Mr X: *grunt*
Reg: *shrugs* Well, Ken, that's our ward round :)
Reg+Intern+Me: *Lol*
For the record, Mr X needed some sedation the night before as he was somewhat agitated with altered sleeping patterns.
This must be some kind of record. I've never had a medical rotation with only 1 patient in the ward.
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Thought for the day
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it, chew it or hump it...
Piss on it and walk away.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
If you can't eat it, chew it or hump it...
Piss on it and walk away.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
9 comments:
How cool is that? ONE patient LOL... can curi tulang for the whole day adi...
Actually that's what we did. My intern got a half day off and I whittled time away in the library checking up Msian news and Medscape Student stuff waiting for a tute at 2pm :)
OMG....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
No patients for the day...that's some record! =P
they must've gotten news that Mah Jee Ken is running rounds...
When u coming back? Yum cha?
William:
...I know my housemate gets scared by me for no reasons whatsoever, and I know I have scared a few patients but you can't scare anyone on ward rounds mostly cuz you're walking around in a big group and they're expecting you anyway.
I'll let you know when I know when I'm gonna be coming back la. We arrange things then la k?
well, you might never knowwww....
"mahjeeken coming!!!" *gasp* *total heart failure* *doooosh!*
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