It never ceases to amaze me that the orthopaedic team just waltzes into each and every room, have a minute discussion (or usually less) about the patient and waltz off into the next room.
What's even more amazing is they completely ignore (or are completely oblivious) to the big signs on the doors that say "STOP! Additional Safety Precautions Required".
And we wonder how MRSA and gastro bugs are spread around the hospitals...
*No I'm not dissing the ortho team. In fact I'm quite enjoying the rotation. It's just an observation*
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One Sky, One Destiny
May the always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always hold a coin or two, May the sun shine on your windowpane, May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain, May the hand of a friend always be near you, May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
About Me
- Ken
- Just a guy wandering the Earth, figuring out if life is predestined or whether we choose our paths. Concurrently attempting to study medicine and going crazy.
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Words of Wisdom
- You've got to start with the hardest thing in the world: forgive yourself - May Parker, Spiderman 3
- You never truly know someone until you fight them - Seraph, The Matrix, Reloaded
- There is emptiness in form, there is form in emptiness
Quotable Quotes
- "Your Gin n' Tonic Futon brain inplants really make you smart!" "......That's Positronic-Photon brain you idiot! Gin n' Tonic Futon brain? You're making me sound like a sleepy drunk" - Xenogears
- You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity - Shrek
- Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Did you know women can have an hour long orgasm? - Dr Allison Cameron
- Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago - Dr Allison Cameron
- You have a parasite. Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites - Dr Gregory House
- When I hired you I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things but, once done, trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane - Dr Lisa Cuddy
- It is in the nature of medicine that you are gonna screw up, you are gonna kill someone. If you can't handle that reality, pick another profession - House
Reflections
- You can't get anywhere unless you start
- Do not choose to be wrong for the sake of being different
- Life is a canvas - you fill in the picture
- Pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives
- Every ending is a new beginning
- Your life is what your thoughts make it
- To know one's ignorance is part of knowledge
- You never know what you can do until you try
- Purpose is what gives life meaning
- To find friendship, offer friendship
- You'll never get rid of bad temper by losing it
- Fear is the parent of cruelty
- Each day comes just once in a lifetime
- Nothing makes people go into debt like trying to keep up with people who already are
- If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything
One Sky, One Destiny
Thought for the day
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it, chew it or hump it...
Piss on it and walk away.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
If you can't eat it, chew it or hump it...
Piss on it and walk away.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
1 comment:
Hahahaha. Quite typical of surgical rounds, don't you think? =P
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